To Get Old and Wise, You Must First be New and Stupid
Introduction
I would care to acquaint you to the champion of this story - a young, handsome, muscular, vivacious and slightly delusional character, known as -me. For 23 years I`ve lived in Guernsey, an island situated between France and England. We are neither French nor English, although we are a crown dependency and about of our road names are in French (conclude what you will)!
