Johnny D Music News: Lionel Bart – Reviewing The Situation .

Artist: Lionel Bart Song: Reviewing The Situation Album: Unknown

Send "Reviewing The Situation" Ringtone to your Cell A man`s got a heart - hasn`t he? Joking apart - hasn`t he?

And tho` I`d be the first one to say that I wasn`t a saint -

I`m finding it hard to be substantial as low as they paint.

I`m reviewing the situation, can a fellow be a villain all his life?

All the trials and tribulation - Better come down and get myself a

wife.

And a wife would have and sew for me, and settle for me and go for me,

(And go for me), and nag at me, The finger she would wag at me,

The money she would take from me, A misery she`d go for me -

I reckon I`d better think it out again!



A wife you can keep anyway. I`d rather sleep anyway,

Left without any one in the ground and I`m starting from now -

So how to win friends and to influence people, so how?



I`m reviewing the situation, I must quickly look up ev`ryone I know.

Titled people, with a station, who can help me have a really impressive

show.

I will own a suite at Claridges and run a fleet of carriages,

And cast at all the duchesses with friendliness as much as is

befitting of my new estate, "Good morrow to you Magistrate!"

I reckon I`d better think it out again!



So where shall I go? Somebody? Who do I know? Nobody!

All my dear companions have always been villains and thieves -

So at my conviction of life I should start turning over new leaves?



I`m reviewing the situation, If you want to eat you`ve got to get a

bob!

It is such a humiliation for a robber to do and good job?

So a job I`m getting possibly, I wonder who my boss`ll be?

I wonder if he`ll get to me? What bonuses he`ll consume to me?

I`ll get at 8 and finishing late, at normal image and all - but

wait!

I reckon I`d better think it out again!



What happens when I`m seventy? Must get a time - seventy!

When you`re old and it`s cold and who cares if you live or you die.

Your one consolation`s the money you may have put by.



I`m reviewing the situation, I`m a bad `un and a bad `un I shall stay!

You`ll be seeing no transformation - But it`s wrong to be a rogue in

ev`ry way.

I don`t want nobody hurt for me, or made to do the dirt for me.

This rotten life is not for me. It`s getting far too hot for me.

There is no in-between for me, But who will change the prospect for me?

Don`t want no one to rob for me, But who will find a job for me?

I reckon I`d better think it out again! Hey Send "Reviewing The Situation" Ringtone to your Cell