Pontificating Windbag: Times when I was cool

Times when I was cool

This is a double edged sword as you will see.

I was diving in an overturned twin engined Otter somewhere in Hawaii in 100 feet of water. It was an artificial reef, so there was no cool shit like dead people still strapped in. I'd penetrated the hull and was laying on my back watching my bubbles coalesce like a T-1000 in a foundry on what was now the story of this reef.

Johnny D Music News: Johnny Depp's Nine Sexiest Roles - Starpulse

The sky is blue, water is wet, and Johnny Depp is ridiculously sexy.

These are facts you just can't argue with. If you tried to deal with that end one, millions of women (and a hefty number of men) would light upon you with DVDs, posters, and issues of People Magazine as evidence.

He's just so. hot, what with the chocolate eyes and those sharp cheekbones.

Johnny Depp's Nine Sexiest Roles - Starpulse

The sky is blue, water is wet, and Johnny Depp is ridiculously sexy.

These are facts you simply can't argue with. If you tried to contend with that end one, millions of women (and a respectable amount of men) would fall upon you with DVDs, posters, and issues of People Magazine as evidence.

He's just so. hot, what with the chocolate eyes and those sharp cheekbones.