These are facts you simply can't argue with. If you tried to contend with that end one, millions of women (and a respectable amount of men) would fall upon you with DVDs, posters, and issues of People Magazine as evidence.
He's just so. hot, what with the chocolate eyes and those sharp cheekbones.
o topit off, the man isperhaps mostirresistible as a pirate - a promiscuous,unhygienic, clearly unbathed pirate - as he proves once again reprising the use of Captain Jack Sparrow in "Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides."
Here we feel at Depp's nine dreamiest roles.
9. 'Finding Neverland' (2004)
It may be improper to see children's author J.M. Barrie as a sex symbol. But with Depp playing the legendary writer, it's inevitable. The compounding of a dapper Edwardian suit, a light Scottish accent, his sensibility to a lonely family, and willingness to play goofy children's games makes Depp a dreamboat. Oh, and he loves dogs! His Barrie is similar a dating ad come to stunning life. The only job is that you may feel guilty lusting through your tears.
8.'From Hell' (2001)
As police inspector Frank Abberline, Depp had the grim job of trying to seize Jack the Ripper. It's not the film you'd look to get a heartthrob in, and the Victorian era wasn't a look that was kind to men. (Ugly sideburns. Droopy mustaches. But the tousled hair, the rugged brow, the rumpled suit, and his kindness to damsels in distress made him the material of romance novels. Plus the setting in the bathtub goes on a deliciously long time. There's a reason it's been granted a notice of its very own.
7. 'Edward Scissorhands' (1990)
For many, there is simply one pale, lonely and spiky-haired man named Edward. and his last name isn't Cullen. How is a man with men that put Wolverine to shame sexy? Easy. It's in his sensitive and sad nature, and his desperate eagerness to please. When you ask him to keep you, he does. He defends you. And he makes snow for you to dancing in. What's not to sigh over?
6.'Donnie Brasco' (1997)
Depp plays so many weird and bizarre characters that it's light to forget how well he looks in normal clothing, especially the wear of the 1970s. He rocks the leather jackets, tight pants, tinted shades, and open-necked shirts. Donnie Brasco is the better of both worlds - a swaggering bad boy living large, and a cop and family man who is stressful to do the correct thing. It's also one of his most physical roles, and a sweaty, butt-kicking Depp is never hard to watch. All the inner- and outer-conflict makes you only need to carry him close, smooth back his hair, and hold him feel good again. And did we observe the tight pants?
5. 'Don Juan DeMarco' (1994)
Depp as the legendary lover Don Juan? We must have been really effective in 1997. The picture is only two hours of Depp's bronzed pecs and longing brown eyes, and lush descriptions of how a woman's hand matches her body. There's very little sex or nudity, but it's pure sensuality, and the material of daydreams.
4. 'Public Enemies' (2009)
"I like baseball, movies, good clothes, fast cars, whisky . . . and you. What else you want to love?" Nothing, when you see that scorching in pinstripes and a snappy fedora. So John Dillinger robs banks? He'll promptly buy you something pretty with the proceeds, drive you some in fast cars, and spend hours with you in a hotel. Sounds right to us.
3. 'Cry-Baby' (1990)
Is there anything prettier than a pouting bad boy on a motorcycle? As Wade "Cry-Baby" Walker, Depp is the brooding successor to James Dean. He's had a lousy life, he runs with the bad boys, but underneath he's just desperate to be loved. He sings, he cries, he gets a teardrop tattoo for his girlfriend. and oh, did we refer the close white t-shirt?
2. 'Chocolat' (2000)
A big piece of Depp's appeal is his offbeat gypsy persona, and Roux in "Chocolat" is a perfect shape of it. He speaks with an Irish lilt, makes jewelry, and spends his days playing a guitar while floating down the French countryside. He'll happily come by to get that squeak out of your door . but we all know it's not hinges he'll be handling.
1.'Pirates of the Caribbean' Trilogy (2003-2007)
Pirates really shouldn't be sexy. They're drunk, they're dirty, and they viciously take anything they want. Jack Sparrow is all of these, and a double-crosser to boot. But his happy and hedonistic personality is more intoxicating than rum, the dreadlocks are delicious, and his eyeliner makes his eyes smolder. And his shirt is often falling open just so. Who wouldn't want to perform a marriage right here, right on this deck . right now?
Originally published Dec. 9, 2010.
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