Oh No They Didn't! - Sex Advice from Johnny Knoxville and Chris .

What`s the best thing about having sex with a Jackass cast member?Johnny Knoxville: It won`t accept that long. You can receive the relief of your day to do whatever youwant.Chris Pontius: You don`t get to care about us falling in love.My girlfriend thinks that pornography is cheating. I told her I stopped, but I didn`t. I hate having to lie. How can I tell her to stop taking porn so seriously?

P: Does she keep you on that close of a leash? The tighter the leash, the more you`re going to require to wear it. That is best advice I could always give a girl for holding her guy from cheating. If you look like you`re in a cage, you`re going to wish to go out of it.I`ve been having a lot of one-night stands. How much do I give to change my sheets in between each girl?CP: It depends if you`re cheating or not. If not, it`s up to your own discretion.JK: That sentence of the month figures into it as well. You can`t make it look like the Tate-LaBianca house when a girl comes over.Which brings us to: I detest that I take to stop having sex with my boyfriend every month. What`s the better way to have a guy get into period sex?CP: Tell him to end being such a pussy. He`s the one who has a job with it - maybe you should suppose about who you`re spending your sentence with.JK: That`s the house of a real crazy person, not wanting to have sex with a daughter when she`s on her period. So, I`d probably suffer the dude.CP: You know, maybe you choose not having sex during her period, but if that`s what`s there, if there`s dressing on the salad_JK: The heavier the flow, the longer we go.CP: It just stays as a lubricant for so long and so it becomes an anti-lubricant. It looks neater on your wiener, though, when it`s dry.I`m twenty-seven and I`ve had sex with 9 people. How many partners is too many?CP: If you`re doing it for the wrong reasons, then one is too many, if you`re not - if you only like sex - then there`s no "too many."What are about things to prevent in judgment when you`re having drunk sex?CP: Once you`re having drunk sex, not much. You should probably save some things in mind before you start. Once you`re having drunk sex, remember the like thing you would during not-drunk sex: don`t come within the girl. Don`t always come within a girl. When a girl tells you she`s on the pill that`s cool - if you are married to her, and you don`t really listen if she gets pregnant anyway.JK: Another matter to continue in judgment when having drunk sex: say, "Please stay hard, please stay hard, please stay hard." That sort of repetitious thing really helps. Because otherwise you`re just sort of shooting pool with a rope. I mean, we`ve all been there.I got drunk and cheated on my girlfriend of three years. It was a one-time thing, but I look like an asshole. Do I tell her?CP: No. Because you`re telling her to sink your own conscience. You`re not telling her for her. If you cheated on her, and you look bad about it, just hold it in judgment and don`t do it again. You made a mistake. Give yourself a break, and don`t do it again.I am debating grooming options for fall. What do you think: full-bush, landing strip, or Brazilian?JK: One of the worst things to occur to vaginas in many, many days is the bald Brazilian look. You want something down there. And don`t clip it all cute. Don`t commit yourself a small landing strip. A Hitler mustache is a real mood killer, too. Go for a nice triangle, maybe with the ace of the triangle cut off a little, but let some hair down there, ladies.CP: I`m not against it being bald; I wish to see the variety, but you know what`s weird? Sometimes a girl will get an Allen Ginsberg, like a long goatee, but a little curved. I`ve seen that a few times. Everything`s shaved except for that little billy-goat beard.JK: Like Loomis Fall? I ran into a role in Portland once who was bellybutton to butthole and hip to hip.CP: I think you telling me virtually that.JK: It was like a putting green, but way hairier. It didn`t upset anything, though.CP: I don`t care when the chaparral is really gnarly though, like when it`s constricting around your wiener. It can get too gnarly.JK: We find very passionately about this.I`m glad that you guys are leaving to bat for those of us who are au natural.CP: I don`t like an Allen Ginsberg either. I don`t wish it on Allen Ginsberg or on a vagina.JK: You likely don`t like Rasputin either.I`m dating someone out of my league. How do I not get dumped?JK: You`ve got to take a positive mental attitude and a small self-confidence, you jerk.CP: You want real confidence. I`ve known some guys who were fat - not the most attractive guys in the earth but who were scarcely so positive that they`d get a lot of girls. That was why. When people get real confidence, they don`t take to say anything or gas or be cocky - it just emanates from them. The confidence of a polar bear, you know? That`s one of the most attractive traits in the world.Nerve